Sandy asks…
should women go to work or should they take care of children?
evolution has shown that the female of any species is meant for taking care of children and making the home.The lion brings home the days hunt and the lioness gives it to children and to the lion and herself.the mother sparrow remains with her young ones and the father brings to the nest food as teh provider in the institution of a family .But man alone is disillusioned and greedy .women go to work not caring for the children ,not making the home ,wearing ego before her dress and disrespecting the elders and her husband before filing a divorce and stomping out all because of having a job and earning 5 digits per month and having financial security.
This trend has to be reversed else society will get destroyed ,human race will be wiped out and the left over children will dump parents in oldage homes as they had failed to give them adequate care when they were kids.We need to educate women that nature had created them to be compassionate and caring and motherly with primary responsibility being bringing up the child who would become good a citizen of the nation else the society will get destroyed as is happening in western nations.We need to make them understand the importance of sacrificing for the sake of family ,,society and the nation.We were prosperous in earlier times because of sacrifices made by women and nothing else. Hence lets pray that it dawns on them to not be materialistic , greeedy , egoistic , comfort loving , money minded and uncaring ,selfish , jealous stone hearted , argumentative , belligerant , uncooperative irresponsible creatures that they are today.
Once they change this attitude the rest of the things will fall in place and the world will be a better place to live in.
Halloween costume lion answers:
THEY SHOULD DO WHAT TIME DEMANDS
Donald asks…
A very strange zoo ?
A man who is friends with the manager at the local zoo is call into the managers office.
“I need to ask you a favor” he says. “There’s a school group coming tomorrow especially to see the silverback gorilla but he died earlier today. What I want you to do is dress up in a gorilla suit and pose as the gorilla to avoid disappointment.”
“No problem” Says the man “This should be fun.”
The next day he is in the enclosure nice and early in his gorilla suit clowning around and trying to act like any real gorilla would. The children arrive and he starts to act up for them and they all start to laugh at him. He starts to swing on the rope swing and gets quite a good reception. This encourages him a bit too much and he gets over confident and goes too high. He falls off in mid air and lands straight in the lion cage. Surrounded by lions and scared he takes the head of his suit off and screams “Help, help, I’m not really a gorilla.” One lion moves closer to him and whispers. “shut the hell up or you’ll get us all sacked.”
Halloween costume lion answers:
Wiiiicked hehehehe – thats brilliant Have a star
Carol asks…
What a zoo ………….?
A man who is friends with the manager at the local zoo is call into the managers office.
“I need to ask you a favor” he says. “There’s a school group coming tomorrow especially to see the silverback gorilla but he died earlier today. What I want you to do is dress up in a gorilla suit and pose as the gorilla to avoid disappointment.”
“No problem” Says the man “This should be fun.”
The next day he is in the enclosure nice and early in his gorilla suit clowning around and trying to act like any real gorilla would. The children arrive and he starts to act up for them and they all start to laugh at him. He starts to swing on the rope swing and gets quite a good reception. This encourages him a bit too much and he gets over confident and goes too high. He falls off in mid air and lands straight in the lion cage. Surrounded by lions and scared he takes the head of his suit off and screams “Help, help, I’m not really a gorilla.” One lion moves closer to him and whispers. “shut the hell up or you’ll get us all sacked.”
Halloween costume lion answers:
Too long to read..and don’t understand if this is a question or not..
Ken asks…
Ape Required?
The local zoo’s Ape died so they advertised for someone to dress up as him for a week so they could get a replacement. So this broke starts on the following Monday in his ape outfit and starts to stroll all over his cage. After four days he is getting bored and he decides to swing on an old tyre in the middle of the cage. So he takes a run towards it with all the children watching him outside however as he’s about to grab the tyre he slips and falls forward, and lands in the lions cage next door. Where he starts to cry “Oh my god, Oh,my god” Where apon the lion say’s “Shut it, do you want us to both get sacked”
Halloween costume lion answers:
Another funny one and I still love your spikes
Mandy asks…
Multiple choice questions—Water for Elephants by Sara Gruen…?
I have a multiple choice test that i would like to see anyone who has read “Water for Elephants” by Sara Gruen please help answer.
1.When McGuinty said he carried water for the elephants, Jacob–
a. asked McGuinty to prove it
b. yelled for Rosemary to take him to his room
c. dumped his creamed corn on McGuinty’s plate
d. called McGuinty a liar
2.What did Edmund Hyde, the lawyer, tell Jacob?
a. everything his parents had would go to the bank
b. the police though his father had purposely crashed the car
c. his father had been drinking before the accident
d. his parents had left everything to their church
3. Jacob first met Camel, Grady and Bill when he–
a. admired the horses they were watering at the stream
b. jumped onto the moving train after walking for hours
c. wandered into a diner and struck up a conversation
d. sneaked into the cicrus tent that had sprung up overnight
4. Why did Kinko say he wouldn’t bunk with Jacob?
a. he was afraid of clowns
b. He was a performer
c. he didn’t trust Jacob because he was a jew
d. he had made a deal with Uncle Al for a single room
5. Why did Uncle Al detour the train to Joliet?
a. he wanted to acquire a freak from a circus that had collapsed
b. he hoped to trade the Lovely Lucinda for another fat lady
c. He had heard about a sword-swallowing act and wanted to see it
d. he needed to pick up a shipment of illegal alcohol
6. Why was Jacob invited to dinner with the Rosenbluths one evening?
a. they wanted him to train with them to become part of the equestrian act
b. Mariena wanted to smooth things over after the incident with Rex the lion
c. August proposed a plan for Jacob to supervise the animal acts
d. Kinko had told them that Jacob had once traveled with the Ringling Brothers
7.In Joliet, August became angry with Mariena after she–
a. gave her food to a man who said he hadn’t eaten in two days
b. set an injured horse free in a farmer’s field
c. allowed two children dressed in rages inside the big top for free
d. allowed Kinko to stay in their stateroom until he recovered from an injury
8. What did the man selling Rosie tell August and jacob about her?
a. She was the stupidest animal on the face of the earth
b. she was so old she probably had only another year left in her
c. she had killed a man who had mistreated her
d. she had saved his life during a stampede a few months earilier
9. Where did Jacob wake up after his night with Barbara and Neil?
a. locked inside a cage with Rex in one of the stock cars
b. under a pile of dirty straw with “First of May” written on his forehead
c. wedged into the lemonade vat inside the chow tent
d. inside a trunk in Clown Alley with his face made up with clown makeup
10. Jacob first kissed Marlena after they–
a. escaped from a club when it was raided
b. finished setting Queenie’s broken leg
c. rode Silver Star out into the woods
d. were caught in the rain on their way back from church
Halloween costume lion answers:
1.D
2. A
3. B
4. B
5. A
6. B or C?
7. A or B?
8. A
9. D
10. A
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